random ramblings

while getting my nails done today; a treat to myself for being so great at blowing all my hard earned cash on selfless-ly and thoughtfully chosen christmas gifts for family and friends... we wont pay too much attention to the rocking new heels i bought myself... although if i do say so myself they are fanfuckingtastic... ANYWAYS, back to the topic literally at hand, haha, my nails... as i am getting them done by this asian gentleman he looks up at me mid-file and asks; "eyebrows done too, yes?" to which i slowly shake my head: "um, no thanks", "you sure? might wanna"... by this point i am all of the pouting in confusion. what in the bloody hell is wrong w my eyebrows?! i personally wasnt aware i had dropped the ball on that facial situation.. we spend the rest of the process in silence and i hastily pay and get the hell home to investigate.

the guy is on crack... has to be on crack, my fricken facial furry bits are fine. in proper arch form. perfectly proportioned... okay.... maybe a few strays... nothing a little plucking maintenance wont fix.

but then, i cant get his voice out of my head, the way he assessed my situation, his thoughts practically screaming CAVEWOMAN above the christmas music soundtrack.

and this is why... fifteen minutes later, i take a step back from my full length looking like someone just told me the secret to how they get the caramel in the center of the caramilk chocolate bars (i mean seriously though; mind-boggling mystery, kudos to you cadbury). anyways, i look fucking SHOCKED. like; just walked in on your 9th grade math teacher bumping uglies w the schools quarterback.... and the math teacher's name is Andy, not Andrea.

i dont know whether to laugh or cry, the arches on my face are higher than those on my new heels... which i wont be going out in public anytime soon to wear.

thank you tony banana; which seriously was this guys name... why i chose to listen to a man w a fruit as a surname is beyond me... you could even say im shocked at my own stupidity...judging by my facial expression, it sure looks that way.